I had just agreed to give a talk on legal writing when I came across this post on the Appellate Record, discussing the Fifth Circuit’s recent opinion in Sanches v. Carrollton Farmers Branch Independent School District.
Sanches is a gem for two reasons.
First, it’s a completely absurd case. In a fact pattern that probably only makes sense in the Lone Star State, a complaint over failing to make the cheerleading team somehow festered into a Title IX/Section1983 action.
Second, as discussed below, Sanches single-handedly covers about half of the points for my presentation.
Here’s to God, and football, and Texas forever.